Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...