Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...