Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...