No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...