Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...