What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...