Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.