The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...