A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob