Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.