Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...