Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.