stool taken!
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The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
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On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
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