Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...