Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...