Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.