Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...