Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...