A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...