Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...