George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...