Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...