Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...