What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...