Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...