Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...