How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...