Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...