A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
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There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...