Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...