A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...