Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...