What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...