Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...