Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...