Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.