I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.