A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...