Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...