Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...