English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...