Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!