Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...