The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...