It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...