I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...