Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...