Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!