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An old croak!
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Oboe jokes
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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Magician and Parrot
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Screwing Rooster
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What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
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