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Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
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What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
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Twas the night before crisis
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Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...