Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...