Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...