A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...